Lady Unpleasantries is a former member of a global supervillain organization, but after an unfortunate incident involving a meter maid and a BMW, she returned to her abandoned warehouse somewhere in upstate New York to continue her genetic experiments on tropical fish. She will sometimes write her biography in the third person, and employs the use of Strategic Capitalization For The Purposes Of Making A Point. When she isn’t feeding small children to her piranhaccuda, she can be found reviewing news items and causing scenes in grocery stores. Read some of her rants here, check out her Tumblr, or follow her on Twitter.
Lady Unpleasantries is © Christina Vincent, all rights reserved. She is a fictional character. Any resemblance to real persons, living or otherwise, is purely coincidental.
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